A good one

This is part of the conversation that Tyrus and I had at the dinner table tonight.

Tyrus: Mom, sing happy birthday to you.

Mom: To me or to you?

Tyrus: To Mommy.

Mom: Sings happy birthday to both Mommy and Tyrus and Mommy again and then to Tyrus again. Not on key of course.

Mom: Tomorrow we will sing happy birthday to Uncle Jason.

Tyrus: It is Uncle Jason's birthday? Is it my Birthday?

Mom: Yes, it is Uncle Jason's birthday, and no, it is not your birthday for a very long time.

Tyrus: Lets go see uncle Jason.

Mom: We don't have a car.

Tyrus: Where did it go.

Mom: Dad took it to the fair.

Tyrus: No, I took it.

Mom: You did? Where did you go?

Tyrus: To Iowa.

Mom: Really?

Tyrus: Yup.