Directions to make your own pizza:
Step one: Get your mother to give you a bedtime snack in the tub(it works better if she has chores to do in the kitchen so you can go unsupervised for a while!)
Step two: Dip strawberries in chocolate sauce
Step three: Go to town smearing it all over the walls of the tub and yourself
Step four: This is the most important, when mom comes in and discovers the mess tell her you made her a pizza. She will tell you how proud she is of you and then clean the mess up for you.
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